Thursday, November 27, 2008 7:22 PM
Dear Andrea,I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your camping car and I saw you pull the clothes off my avocado plant. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about our friendship.
Go and drown yourself,
Nurulhuda
Okay I did the quiz that made me lose half of my blog post last time.
oh shit my mom was the last person who sms me. okok second last larh. Alamak spoil siaa.
Instructions:1. Do the "Letter MEME".
2. Tag no less than 5 other people.
3. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
Template:
Dear (the last person who text messaged you):I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) (11).
(12),Your name
1. What's the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchiladas
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Sit on
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Pull the clothes off
Other - Drive out
5. What's the colour of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
Pink - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
White - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - Your mom
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - The results of your blood sample
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Best regards
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
erm okay so,
aiyo, lazy to post after doing that quiz.
Kk start from ytd,
So ytd,
Got Choir Farewell,
pretty fun,
and I was 30mins late.
SORRY AISHAH(X
then I read from Linah's blog that all the mats at the staircase just came back from playing soccer cause it was drizzling.
Aishah looked really cool(AND PRETTY!) and quite scary from afar. Like overdress ah.
But the hair's nice.
Then eat the "HALAL FOOD " yang tak sedap.
And start performances.
Overall, its pretty good;D
And I guessed Britney Spears correct during charades,heheh.
Then everyone stared at me?
But nah I didnt act.
And we get CANDY!
yay!
And Aishah told me something.
"Skinny girls who eat alot will become fat when they're older"
which I heard b4 and is most probably true!!!
goddamn D;
Today!
I tried to go back to sleep again and again at around 9 am.
Then me,mak,haidah and luqman went to poly for me and luqman's Asthma Clinic-.-
And so same old same old zzzzz and the nurse was sooo,
aiyo nvm larh horr.
Then my mom forced me to get the stupid flu injection.
And that old woman told me its not painful and all.
Well she looked "graceful"?, I guess?
But I didnt trust her,LOL!
Then she said, "Okay I inject then u count to ten okay??"
Then I count larh. SLOWLY!stupidly-.-
Haahha if fast ltr the nurse panic then ouch*.
ewwgh.
It gave me this annoying painful feeling like sharpish? Yaa laa like poking me with needle like that. Maybe
Okay so instead of going for Choir Camp, I went out to meet up with Zqh, Andrea and Farhah cause they ajak me.
Then I brought my bike.
So basically it was fun especially the stupid game thingy,hahaha.
And we revived the memories from Farhah's mambo class!
Zqh asked if I was childhood deprived cause I nvr play with the bubblebubble bombs b4?
Then I scared it bomb at my face but hahahaa its like sooo stupidd siol,heheh.
They we practise tompanging each other but FAIL!except Zqh pass-50/50;D
Then Farhah left, Andrea left(alahh,together with me and zqh's leftover money) and me and zqh sesatly go cycle to Pasir Ris Park.
But guess what?
THE GIANT SPIDER WEB WAS DEMOLISHED!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
goddamn.
Ye la, dangerous and ANYONE can climb if they dare but thats the reason we came there!hahaha.
So locked bicycles and play with random bdk-bdk and saw ppl(including Mr Mazlan and family). SO TIRING!!! Especially the giant spinning top, SOOO SAKIT SIOL!!hahhahaa, then I got bitten by a red ant for the first time I think. And stepped into mud sooo many times.
So anyway, I recemmend you all to go to the lame flying fox thingy with the rubber cause if u launch at SUPER FAST speed then let go, at the end, you might just get to turn 360degrees in the air! BUT DONT LET GO(X ahhahaha.so fun!and scary!!!!
Then we were like dehydrating so cycle to Mac cause my air botol finish. I bought coke which doesnt really quenches thirsts? And we saw Siti Aisyah but she didnt realise;(
And then we cycled home.
Awww;D
So fun.
My holidays are getting better I think. With December available only, I have to plan my time well.
Ok according to Maureen, i missed the water bomb fun at Choir Camp, darn.
Nvm that time cycling oso get drenched right?heheh.
Still got chance for your first water bomb attack la, Nrl.
Okay the nenek(ok laa Nurse) said tmr then my left arm would be "PAINFUL" and numb.
Aww I rmb last time p6 injection. Soo scared then ppl almost cry and all,LOL!
okay.
Oh yaaa Britney's new album, Circus I didnt really hear the WHOLE thing but.. it should be okay larh.
kk I think I've chosen the IDEAL place for my Goeg hwk finally, I mean, they expect max 100words??
oh ya ppl, U should go for the Zoo, Jurong Bird Park and Night Safari package-ONLY 40BUCKS!
muakzz
PS: I cycle my dad unwanted bike with no confidance soo I kinda embarrassed myself alot.
PSS: Congrats to Hadziqah for getting the opportunity to touch a Pony!(or horse)
PSSS:Im starting to regret not going to Choir Camp after reading Maureen's blog BUT I shouldn't regret.oh shit, regret coming back in. Wasted money D: AHHHHHHHHHH!
nvm k nrl nvm. oh wells. I DID have fun today too.
PSSSS:Goodbye Miss Khoo, good luck in Siglap(SiGelap), you'll be needing it. And rmb my name as NURULHUDA not Nurulda k?
PSSSSS:heheh, anyway injection cannot play tug-of-war
Im fourteen, I can't really remember names and I am a drama queen at heart. pff.